I write music for performance, movies, and other occasions. The above menu will navigate you to samples of my work.

For those of you who have inquired about whether I will write for Bollywood movies, Spaghetti Westerns, or phone-sex hotlines, the answers are yes, yes, and no. Please contact me to request a demo for your particular needs. Unless that need is waiting music for a phone-sex hotline.

If you'd like to start brewing kombucha, I'd be happy to send you a scoby (please, please take my scobies, there are so many) and instructions. It's easy, refreshing, and will give you a wonderful sense of accomplishment.

Since I have your attention, I'd like to take a moment to extoll the virtues of woks for fried rice. If you use a pan, pot, or other western appliance, you will assuredly screw it up. It will stick, it will burn. The smell will linger for days—the smell of shame. There are things that you can "hack" in this life; the having of woks is not one of them.